Friday, October 31, 2008

Vote for Obama! Vote for Change!

This is for all those Americans out there who are weary of old-fashioned 18th century American ideals, and are ripe and ready for CHANGE!
Especially for those of you who are...
...sick and tired of having your own money in your pocket! Isn't it time to spread the wealth?
...over-burdened by the thought of having to raise your own children! We'll just let Nanny State medicate and brainwash them into submission. Put them on that bus when they're 3 years old for some early intervention, enroll them in after school and summer programs, along with free breakfast and lunch. Factor in the possiblity that they leave home at 18 for the state university, and basically you've reduced a lifetime of parenting to a fast-food drive-thru each evening and some weekend vacations. That is so much easier than the old-fashioned way, Mamas!
...bored with just hearing English when you go out in public. Who needs border patrol when you've got AMNESTY!?
...freaked out by little babies that poop in diapers! With federally funded, unrestricted abortions for any and all women/girls of all ages, the chances of you having to get close to one are almost nil.
...tired of the snobby American government only associating with other humane, democratic world leaders, perhaps we could host Hugo Chavez or Fidel Castro, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, or maybe Kim Jong-il if he's still really alive, at the White House! And I bet we could even get Louis Farrakhan to provide the entertainment.
...weary with going to polls and voting and blah, blah, blah. We'll just let the un-elected judges make all the laws from now on. No more having to read fine print and consider what might be best for your family!
...bored with the old-school definition of marrige and family. It's just so non-inclusive! After all, a family is "who you love and who loves you". The possibilities are endless. Man + Man, Man + Woman + Woman, Woman + Woman, Man + Dog, Child + Woman.
...really fed up with looking for that "Made in America by Americans" sticker. The best thing would be to tax entrepreneurs so heavily that they take their businesses overseas. Then everyday could be "multi-cultural" day! Made in China, made in Japan, made in India by hungry little children......
...burnt out on waving Old Glory, and the Fourth of July, Thanksgiving, Christmas, The Ten Commandments, and the Bible. Let's just re-write history and make villians of all white people and ridicule anyone who dares to act like they believe in God. If we search diligently, maybe we could even snuff out some 180-year-old former slave owner and make him pay reparations!
...weary of having to choose your own doctors and direct your own healthcare. Doesn't it make perfect sense to let some fat, rude, overworked bureaucrat that you've never met decide when and where you need medical care? After all, it's worked great in socialist Canada and Europe! They've greatly cut expenses by denying all those cumbersome operations to people they deem unworthy of the risk and cost. In the end, a funeral and a small life insurance payout are much cheaper than a hospital stay.
It's definitely true, that a vote for Obama is a vote for change. "Change you can believe in" has been the mantra. Maybe it should read, "Change you better hope you can live with" if you're un-American enough to vote for a man by the name of Barack Hussein Obama II.
"My son, fear thou the Lord and the king: and meddle not with them that are given to change: For their calamity shall rise suddenly, and who knoweth the ruin of them both?" Proverbs 24:21, 22

2 comments:

Melanie said...

Tell it sister!
You are on a roll tonight.

Anonymous said...

People are so deceived, aren't they?!