Fly on the Wall

A Day in the Life of Spanky and Uh-Huh

Seth: "Bub, Jesus builded us."

Bubbie: "Huh?"

S: "I said, Jesus builded us. And He paints the sky, but He didn't paint the ground." [Note: referring to a few days ago when Seth asked Mom if Jesus painted those pretty yellow lines in the new Wal-Mart parking lot]

B: "Oh."
S: "And Jesus makes the flowers. And flowers are NOT just for gir-uls!"
B: "Uh-huh."
S: "Bub, Jesus told that thunder to quit when He was in the boat in the ocean."
B: "Oh."
S: "And, Bub, Jesus said not to lie. A LIE IS NOT THE TROOPH!"
B: "Okay, Bubba."

Here's my little saint, Seth, reading his Bible (notice the paint on the posts)